I'm back! And it's December! For those of you who've been wondering if I've stopped blogging, here's a mild, breasty kinda jolt to reassure you that yummier things are yet to come.

I don't know about you, but snout-like nipples like these --- and nubbly too --- trigger something inside me. It makes me a little crazy and it makes me want to go on a biting spree.

I work best at night, when everyone else is asleep. But before I get to work, I tend to feel this urge to wank. The urge sits there like an inconvenience, like someone else's car that's blocking your own, and you just want it out of the way, cos' you really haven't got all day.

    Bored with all the new porn that I've been looking at, I go through my old collection and it feels a lot like visiting a reunion party. There, she's chomping on his thick cock, that busty girl with the boycut. You'd imagine that girls with boycuts would be tomboys, but not this one. This one's a perfectly normal cock-loving het girl.

    I fast forward to the dungeon scene, and there, Deborah is in absolute character playing a sex slave in hell, being forced to suck on the bearded man's cock that's textured like a stucco wall. She grimaces and shakes her head as she's getting fucked in the mouth, her tanned cheeks bulging grotesquely every once in a while. I stroke my own cock and imagine the sins that have landed her in that dungeon. I love the way she hooks her tongue on the underside of his cock when she's sucking him. Now the bearded man rubs his cock all over her face, and she tries to pull away. They start fucking and I fast forward again, pausing for a few seconds at the scene when he comes all over her wagging tongue.

    Now I'm at the scene where the harlot is gyrating in front of a mirror, surrounded by a number of naked, obese men. They're masturbating furiously, but their cocks are all soft and tiny. She watches her own performance in the mirror, and there's the bearded man again, swinging his naked body with his hands behind his back till his cock's all hard and ready. She starts sucking him off, and every once in a while she catches herself in the mirror. Would this be the scene where I succumb? She sucks too well, and her ass is too perfect, her nipples too painfully hard and erect. I stroke a little faster, and in a split second I make my decision, the egg cracks and the gooey stuff splatters all over myself.

    An afterthought: Is it possible to wank oneself to death? I look at myself in the mirror and my eyes remind me of burnt-out cigars.